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Detonate 2
Rated 4 / 5 stars August 27, 2008
nice and simple
Very often, simple gameplay is very addicting and fun. This is a good example of that. I liked the music and smooth graphics, and the random things that the copter would say. After a while, though, I noticed that all you had to do was keep clicking on the copter and that would pretty much keep you alive for the rest of the game, and after that it got boring. Still, it's a great game and I'll definitely play it again.
Bowmaster Prelude
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars August 2, 2008
awesome
I love the gameplay and the different types of arrows and how you can move the hero. But the troops die pretty easily and sometimes I hit them, but then again I didn't buy the heal wave arrow so that's why they died so much. The game gets pretty slow after a while so maybe you could reduce the number of waves or add a timer or make the units faster. For me, the time when I really notice the slowness of the gameplay is after I destroy the enemy castle, because then I have nothing to do in between waves.
The Last Stand 2
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars August 2, 2008
very nicely done
I liked the weapons, because there was so much variety and balancing and stuff. The rifle was slow and only 2 (I could be wrong, I didn't use the rifle much.) bullets could be loaded at once, but it did a lot of damage and it pierced. The chainsaw did crazy damage, but only at point blank when the barricade was being damaged and it had a much longer reload time than most, if not all, other weapons. The survivors ended up being pretty useful, reducing repair time and contributing to the defense. I kind of wondered why I couldn't equip one with the chainsaw, though. I liked how this defense game actually had an ending, even though it was kind of sudden. For the next game I would suggest deepening the story and putting in weapon and trap descriptions. I put 4 gas traps right in front of my barricade and, not knowing that gunfire would set them off, I tried to shoot zombies and suddenly all 4 traps blew up and I was like WHOA WHAT THE-
Recent Movie Reviews
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars December 4, 2008
You win 9 internets, good sir
That was awesome for such a short movie. Would've given a 10, but it was a bit hard to tell what you guys were saying at times. Eh, sorry, I'm just picky like that. :]
Personally I've never read or watched Twilight, but from all the fangirls (OMGG EDWARD IS MINE) I can tell I probably wouldn't like it. I saw one of the books at Costco, flipped to a random page, and holy crap the font was huge. So much paper was wasted trying to make the books as thick as possible so that the girls lugging them around look smarter than they are. But I guess it's also because the publishers want to make more money. Spend more money printing the books, and then charge more for them. That's capitalism for you. They could probably be compressed to paperbacks half an inch thick (size 12 Times New Roman ftw). The biggest reason the books are pageturners is because the font is so big, it doesn't take very long to finish a page and you have to constantly turn the page to continue. Also, literally the only reason the movie was so successful is because of all the fangirls. And, of course, the occasional fanboy.
I'm kind of getting off topic here, and I should get back to doing my Chemistry homework, seeing as how it's 1:52 AM where I am. Anyways, you did a great job on this and I'll be sending a link to this to every fangirl I know. :D